We interupt this program

Oh my gosh! I found out some very shocking news today!

I realize this may be a bit late, seeing as I'm in California and everyone else is hours ahead (except Hawaii of course), but something happened today while I was eating lunch that I felt you should know about.

I hope it hasn't already happened, because of course I want to be the first to tell you!

If it has then I'm sorry, but I had to take a nap after work, and unfortunately I haven't quite figured out how to post breaking news while sleeping.

Anyhoo here we go:

The setting: Lunchtime at a random bagel shop near my work.



I was just waiting for my order to be ready when a fairly normal lady came rushing in to the bagel store.

She was very agitated and saying kept saying "OMYGOD!" "OMYGOD!" over and over again, while looking around in great panic.



Naturally I became alarmed.

What could possibly have happened to have her in such an frenzied state? Did she leave her wallet or keys behind? Perhaps her child?

Maybe she just eaten there and found out she had been poisoned!

Like any concerned citizen, instead of asking if she needed help, I chose to ignore her.

Bagel in hand I'm all ready to leave, but I really have to pee (I hate that!), so I quickly make my way over towards the bathroom.

That's when IT happened.

As the lady turned to make her way out of the store, she announced loudly to everyone that:

"Hillary Clinton is going to die today!!"



I know, I can't believe it either!!

Obviously I felt you should know.

Now that I have this information, what should I do with it? Should I tell someone? (Besides you good folks of course).

Unfortunately I don't know the proper etiquette on who to alert when one finds out that the former first lady, and the current presidential candidate is going to die.

I mean I'm sure the FBI or CIA would like this information right?

Then again, seeing as how this happened at lunch time, and I'm just getting around to posting about this now approximately 8 hours later; perhaps another, more civic minded patron of the bagel shop has been a better civilian then I, and already warned the appropriate people.

I hope so because I'm hungry now and I don't feel like waiting on the phone for an hour trying to get through the CIA's phone system.

Does this mean that I'm a bad person?


*Note: We will return to our regularly scheduled program tomorrow. Good nite everybody!*

Weirdness in the driver seat

So while at work the other day, I was busy surfing.. I mean working, when I found a forum about the strangest things people have seen while driving. The usuals were there, talking on cell phones, putting on makeup etc. Reading was another biggie. (wtf?) how do you read and drive? Outrageous.

Anyway reading the comments of course brought back a couple memories of my own.

Here are some of the weird things I've seen other people do while driving around..

1. Someone eating a steak. Which isn't too terribly weird I suppose if they were eating it with their hands and gnawing at it like a caveman. You know, because they were in a hurry and steak was handier at the time than a burger.

But no this person, actually had it on a plate, driving with their knees (I assume) and cutting it up with these,



Etiquette should never be ignored folks.

2. I once saw the Too Wong Foo car driving down Melrose Ave. in Hollywood, totally decked out and complete with three men in drag hooten, hollering, and dancing.


Too funny. I wish I could've gotten a picture.

3. Last but not least, my very favorite. A person driving with an IV bag hanging from the rear view mirror. I kid you not. I'm not sure if it was actually attached to the driver but I assume it was, because why else would it be hanging there? Perhaps some sort of medicinal beverage?




Does this mean fuzzy dice are out of fashion now? Damn!

What about you guys? What are some of the weird things you have witnessed people doing while driving?