Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I didn't realize I was such a glutton...

I saw this little test on some quiz site place, and since I'm a sucker for tests, I just couldn't pass it up.

Obviously I knew I was sinner, duh! But frankly the results were a little surprising, take a look...

Your Deadly Sins

Gluttony: 80%

Sloth: 80%

Envy: 40%

Greed: 40%

Wrath: 20

Lust: 0%

Pride: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%

You'll die choking on a cookie in bed.

So a 37% chance of going to hell huh?

snickering devil

I would have expected it to be quite higher actually. More like 73%. Or was that 93%?

Well anyway, I have a few things to say about this here quiz.

First of all, 0% lust?? WTF? I am here to say that is positively not true. I mean come on. I'm not dead, nor am I a nun.

Although, I bet they lust after...Oh wait never mind.

Now, I have to say I am just a little offended at this. Is this supposed lack of lust because I said I was feeling lazy and not sexy when I took the test?

Or maybe because I put that I dream of banana splits? Photobucket

Well honestly you can't give me the choice of being lazy and having a banana split. Of course I'm going to pick those! Every time!

Now on to the subject of Pride. Hmmm... have to admit I was a little surprised at this one too. I mean I should have some pride in me. Somewhere. Don't I? Even just a small percentage?

I know I have some Pride actually, because I have a picture of it hanging out with it's not sinning buddy Joy. See..

Pride and Joy

So that's obviously a lie.

Moving on.

Now apparently I'm just a bit gluttonous and lazy. Seeing as they both tied at 80%! Good grief. I had no idea I was such a pig.


However it may have just a tiny bit of truth to it. I love me some good eats! That's for sure. And I have to admit that as I'm writing, I'm thinking of the chocolate pudding I'm going to have just as soon as I'm through with this post.

I may also on occasion spend just a bit too much time on the computer doing all the things that bloggers do. Plus I have been known back in the day, to park it in front of the T.V. for a few hours. Or read a book for a whole day.

So yeah I guess I do have sloth like and piggish tendencies. I can't really deny that.


I'm just a little confused by wrath though. I really didn't think I had any. The Wrath of Michele? That just doesn't sound right.

I think the numbers with lust and pride must have gotten mixed up with wrath. I am in no way a wrathful person. I don't think.
I do complain about the crazies Photobucket a lot, but I don't wish them any harm. Just want them to get off the phones and stop bugging me, that's all. Honest!

Now greed and envy also tied at 40% which I find weird. Okay, envy sure I'll agree with that, I mean who isn't a little bit envious over something? Though 40% does seem a little high.

As for greed? I really am shocked that I scored so high on that. I'm really trying to figure out in what way I could possibly be greedy, and I can't think of any. But just in case let's look at a definition shall we?

Greed: excessive desire to acquire or possess more (especially more material wealth) than one needs or deserves.

You see! I knew I wasn't greedy. For one, I don't have enough money, which means I don't shop for things other than groceries. However, I can get quite worked up about buying Wheat Thins, in fact I bought four boxes just this past week.

Well anyway, I know I'm not greedy because ... Though come to think of it, I did choose to get a brand new laptop for my birthday instead of rescuing a dog...

You know what's the worst bit though? Besides finding out that I'm a greedy, gluttonous, lazy pig, with a hint of wrath, and no lust?

Knowing that I'm going to die choking on a cookie in bed.


I thought I was just going to find out what my sins were. I did think I would find out how I was going to kick the bucket. That's a little too much information. Not to mention spooky.

Now I'm scared to eat cookies in bed. I never thought I'd go that way to be honest. I thought it would be something more exotic and exciting. I hope they are chocolate chip cookies at least.

Hey! If I never eat cookies in bed again, does this mean I will live forever?


Jenna said...

Haha.. I scored a 51% -- which was surprising! Thanks for sharing!


You are hysterical and always keep me laughing. I might take the test but to be honest am afraid of the results.

Michael C said...

Well, they say that Mamma Cass of the Mommas and Poppas died by choking on a ham sandwhich in her bed, so maybe no food in bed is the answer to eternal life.

Seriously though, glutton has to be the best sin! Yeah, there's the camp that will say lust, but glutton's a lot of fun too!!

Michele said...

Jenna-Your welcome. It's good to know that there are other sinners out there. Ones even more sinful than me! :)

Health nut-Thank you. :) Yes the test can be a little disturbing, especially if you don't want to be afraid of cookies for the rest of your life!

Michael-You know I was going to something about Mama Cass, but decided not to for some reason. I think you are right though, no more food in bed for me. I narrowly escaped last night eating my chocolate pudding.

And yes gluttony is so much fun! It would have been even better if gluttony and lust tied 80%, but alas no. Maybe I should have been a nun after all...

Jane Turley said...

I really enjoyed your post Michele!Boy you are neurotic!I wouldn't worry about dying in bed; where do want to die? Splattered on a road or railtrack? Nah, at home in your bed with a face full of cookies sounds pretty good to me.

Here's my results;
wrath 40% (Hmm reasonably accurate)
Greed 20% (Are they kidding? They have no idea how much I LOVE chocolate..Oh yes and money..)
Lust 20%..No way.. I'm a real horny bitch. (Well in my dreams ..the weight is proving a bit of a problem at the moment.)
Envy 0%....Ha, ha, ha!!!!
Gluttony 0% Oh, boy I think I'm gonna die laughing.
Pride.0% Cripes I'm an absolute Saint, aint nothing gonna stop me now, I'm gonna rule the world...
Chance to go to hell 14% (Hmmmm..)

Now I'd like to think that survey was accurate but you ain't. Apart from the last statement... aparently I will die but first I will change into an evil robot... well I knew that 'cos I've been studying Terminator and not only do I lust after Arnold I also know how to build his robotic hand....

Oh... tendency to waffle = 100%

Lilly's Life said...

Gosh, you are funny. I saw that 0% lust to and was shocked. WTF? Have to do this quiz - bet I will be going straight to hell.

Claire said...

I got 40%lust and 40% sloth, so that makes a lazy ho?


Oh yeah and 20 % wrath just in case someone really pisses me off,heh.

~Static~ said...

I'm perfectly okay with choking on a cookie in bed as my demise. It's either that or sex, and I know the cookie is more likely to get me first.