I saw this little test on some quiz site place, and since I'm a sucker for tests, I just couldn't pass it up.
Obviously I knew I was sinner, duh! But frankly the results were a little surprising, take a look...
Your Deadly Sins
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You'll die choking on a cookie in bed.
So a 37% chance of going to hell huh?
I would have expected it to be quite higher actually. More like 73%. Or was that 93%?
Well anyway, I have a few things to say about this here quiz.
First of all, 0% lust?? WTF? I am here to say that is positively not true. I mean come on. I'm not dead, nor am I a nun.
Although, I bet they lust after...Oh wait never mind.
Now, I have to say I am just a little offended at this. Is this supposed lack of lust because I said I was feeling lazy and not sexy when I took the test?
Or maybe because I put that I dream of banana splits?
Well honestly you can't give me the choice of being lazy and having a banana split. Of course I'm going to pick those! Every time!
Now on to the subject of Pride. Hmmm... have to admit I was a little surprised at this one too. I mean I should have some pride in me. Somewhere. Don't I? Even just a small percentage?
I know I have some Pride actually, because I have a picture of it hanging out with it's not sinning buddy Joy. See..
So that's obviously a lie.
Now apparently I'm just a bit gluttonous and lazy. Seeing as they both tied at 80%! Good grief. I had no idea I was such a pig.
However it may have just a tiny bit of truth to it. I love me some good eats! That's for sure. And I have to admit that as I'm writing, I'm thinking of the chocolate pudding I'm going to have just as soon as I'm through with this post.
I may also on occasion spend just a bit too much time on the computer doing all the things that bloggers do. Plus I have been known back in the day, to park it in front of the T.V. for a few hours. Or read a book for a whole day.
So yeah I guess I do have sloth like and piggish tendencies. I can't really deny that.
I'm just a little confused by wrath though. I really didn't think I had any. The Wrath of Michele? That just doesn't sound right.
I think the numbers with lust and pride must have gotten mixed up with wrath. I am in no way a wrathful person. I don't think.
I do complain about the crazies a lot, but I don't wish them any harm. Just want them to get off the phones and stop bugging me, that's all. Honest!
Now greed and envy also tied at 40% which I find weird. Okay, envy sure I'll agree with that, I mean who isn't a little bit envious over something? Though 40% does seem a little high.
As for greed? I really am shocked that I scored so high on that. I'm really trying to figure out in what way I could possibly be greedy, and I can't think of any. But just in case let's look at a definition shall we?
Greed: excessive desire to acquire or possess more (especially more material wealth) than one needs or deserves.
You see! I knew I wasn't greedy. For one, I don't have enough money, which means I don't shop for things other than groceries. However, I can get quite worked up about buying Wheat Thins, in fact I bought four boxes just this past week.
Well anyway, I know I'm not greedy because ... Though come to think of it, I did choose to get a brand new laptop for my birthday instead of rescuing a dog...
You know what's the worst bit though? Besides finding out that I'm a greedy, gluttonous, lazy pig, with a hint of wrath, and no lust?
Knowing that I'm going to die choking on a cookie in bed.
I thought I was just going to find out what my sins were. I did think I would find out how I was going to kick the bucket. That's a little too much information. Not to mention spooky.
Now I'm scared to eat cookies in bed. I never thought I'd go that way to be honest. I thought it would be something more exotic and exciting. I hope they are chocolate chip cookies at least.
Hey! If I never eat cookies in bed again, does this mean I will live forever?